You should be tasered if....

You are the Head Coach of the Miami Dolphins and your team is up 3 points in an NFL game, the other team has a long play (83 yards) that results in a touchdown but the receiver clearly stepped out of bounds, and you have a chance to challenge the play before the extra point is kicked but you timidly throw the red flag about 20 yards behind the referee so he can't see it and promptly lose the lead and the game late in the fourth quarter.

Nice job Nick, I hope your whole team tasers your rearend all the way back to Miami.