YOU SHOULD BE TASERED IF

you graduated from the University of Miami and have a job as a sportscaster for Comcast and while doing the game in which the largest fight in Division One Football history, you talk about how the visiting team deserves it, and you may go down the elevator yourself to help, and both teams need to just meet outside, and no one comes to the "O.B." trash talking without receiving a beatdown.

Welcome to the unemployment line Lamar Thomas.