YOU SHOULD BE TASERED IF

You play on a major league baseball team with a payroll of over 207 million dollars and your division is led by a team with a payroll of 43 million dollars. Captain Jeter and first mate Arod along with the rest of the boys score one run tonight in Yankee Stadium against a pitcher for Texas that has never won a road game.
Overpaid and Heartless are two words that come to mind New York Yankees.