YOU SHOULD BE TASERED IF...

you have a painting by "Picasso" entitled "La Reve", or "The Dream" worth 139 million dollars and you poke a hole in it with your finger while showing it to someone in your office.

Everybody say "oops" for Steve Wynn, owner of the world famous Wynn hotel resort and casino in Las Vegas.

YOU SHOULD BE TASERED IF

you graduated from the University of Miami and have a job as a sportscaster for Comcast and while doing the game in which the largest fight in Division One Football history, you talk about how the visiting team deserves it, and you may go down the elevator yourself to help, and both teams need to just meet outside, and no one comes to the "O.B." trash talking without receiving a beatdown.

Welcome to the unemployment line Lamar Thomas.

You should be tasered if

If you are a major league baseball team with a higher payroll than the gross national product of 36 countries in the world and you don't make it to the world series.

How you doin' New York Yankees?