YOU SHOULD BE TASERED IF

You are a 6'6 receiver in the NFL that runs a 4.3 40 yard dash, you make over a million dollars per year, and you have only 2 more years to play and you will be fully vested making almost 1/2 million dollars a year from age 45 for the rest of your life, but you absolutely have to stop off on Dickson street at 12:30 A.M. and scrape off a line of that sweet white powder grown in Columbia. Welcome to the unemployment line Matt Jones.