YOU SHOULD BE TASERED IF

You play on a major league baseball team with a payroll of over 207 million dollars and your division is led by a team with a payroll of 43 million dollars. Captain Jeter and first mate Arod along with the rest of the boys score one run tonight in Yankee Stadium against a pitcher for Texas that has never won a road game.
Overpaid and Heartless are two words that come to mind New York Yankees.

YOU SHOULD BE TASERED IF

You record record profits for the year but still stick it to the American gas consumer for 4 dollars plus per gallon. Welcome to the world of greed and proctology Exxon Mobil.